Rejection, rejection number 999,
who is the crappiest writer of all time?
Let give you a hint, his patronymic begins with G.
"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary." James D. Nicoll