All Your Hugo Are Belong to Me

It is Hugo time once again, and once again I am not on the list. Forshame, Hugo people. Do you not know how sterling and upstanding a guy I am? Do you not know how long and how hard I work?

I know, I ave not YET published anything but a single scifiku. In the future I will publish much. It will all be of such value to our media. I will win many awards, from many institutions. You should begin giving me awards now and avoid the rush.

Either that or I and my battle-armor will have to come over and scrag your disrespectful ass.



Congratulations, to this year's winners, damn you all.